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New ad campaign given the green light as execs try to capitalize on the popularity of pastel coloured polo shirts:

Bud Light Presents...
Real Men Of Genious: Mr. Constant Collar Putter UpperToday we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" (Where is my lipstick?) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one... in your man purse...........pop those collars boys.
go out and buy some bud lite what the hell are you waiting for?